Nature's Calling

Caution:

I'm talking about me taking a dump. OF COURSE it's going to be disgusting!!

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If there is one thing that I absolutely hate, it's having your sleep disturbed because you need to take a shit. I've been a little sleep deprived today because my body had to go sit on the porcelain throne. To make matters worse, I had to wake up twice to take a shit. To put things into a little bit more perspective, it wasn't the kind of 10 minute speed dump (A quick visual example, imagine ice cream oozing out of McDs ice cream machine. Yeah, I probably may have just spoiled ice cream for you) I had to sit on a cold toilet seat for about 30minutes (for both instances), with diarrhoea like shit literally blowing out of my ass. For those of you who have experienced diarrhoea, you know it ain't pretty. It was almost, if not actually, just really really watery like water, with little shit bits mixed in it. Nasty stuff.

This was the delayed result of I think, bad food that I had at a restaurant on Saturday night. I experienced some tummy ache after the dinner blaming it to be that I ate too much. I wasn't feeling very good the next morning but the rumblings in my tummy sort of eased off into the afternoon. I don't know about most of you, but for me, taking a shit needs to be done at the right time. There's a sort of timing that goes into it.

I thank God for this blessing in disguise as my tummy was looking rather bloated than usual, but actually it was just all that gas that has been accumulating up in there. Well the tummy's doing way better now than before. I feel like there's one more go at it then it'll all be business as usual :)

ABC, 123, Do Re Mi.

The ABC shot is the only shot you need for the night. It's not that easy as 1-2-3 and it'll result in a whole different Do-Re-Mi.

ABC ftw!! :P

Songs

You know how sometimes seeing or touching certain things makes you feel very nostalgic, a wave of memories come rushing through your mind? Well, I was listening to one of Teddy Geiger's songs and I was swept with that nostalgic feeling. It brings me back to the time when I was in KL, in my cave for a room.

Come to think of it, I've got a lot of songs that bring me back to the time I was in KL. Others, back to my matriculation days. Just shows where the memory milestones, if I may call it that, are in my life. It's been a good trip down the road called Life. Now with someone to share it with makes it all the more special :)

Now you really do thank God for his blessings.

Down

Youtube for the first time in my life, has been rendered inaccessible due to a, I quote, "500 Internal Server Error". Ah well..there's a first time for everything.

Primer

Had my first pre-session class today on Biotechnology. The point of the class was to introduce the basic terminology used in Biotechnology. Boy was it a killer. I did law because I had enough with the sciences and that is why I get off with miscalculation of numbers :P

I'm comforted by the fact that I won't have to be dealing with the science but much rather the law in regulating the technology created by the science. I must say it was a pretty interesting 3 hours to see what we have achieved and the possibilities.

I'm reminded of the episode on Family Guy where Peter (the dad) ate 40 hamburgers and got a stroke which resulted in his right portion of his body being paralysed. He then went to a stem cell research clinic and he was all better again. What's really cool is that in theory, that's really possible. The problem's that the human body is way too complex and lotsa other science stuff in the way. I was just intrigued by the possibility of it.

Well the good news is that tomorrow's the law stuff and class proper so should be relatively smooth sailing from here on out. I'm just worried about the assignments. keeping my fingers cross that there are not too many terms involved!!

Exious

I've created a new word. It's called Exious. It's the combination of:

EXcited + anxIOUS = EXIOUS.

At any rate, I've been feeling excited as well as anxious as semester school begins tomorrow. It's not so much as butterflies in your stomach but more of a creeping feeling. It's my final year and I guess the thought of me having to clear everything for me to graduate is subconsciously heaving little amounts of pressure on me. But like I said, I'm in my final year. I've been through 3 years of my degree so there's nothing to fear really.

I know I can do this.

I know I must.

~ All this stress is making me hungry. McDs!! ~

20 Reasons Why Singapore Is Great

Yes, it isn't 50 reasons. That was just an exaggeration due to my Singapore happy high. Instead, here's the 20 reasons why Singapore is great:

1. The public phones are free.

2. There is such a thing called a taxi co-ordinator.

3. The taxis in Singapore are really new. Not like in Malaysia where it's mostly old proton Sagas.

4. The driving school mainly use a Toyota Vios to train drivers. Waaaayyyyy better than using your little Kancil car.

5. You don't see any small cars like Kancil or Kenari on the road.

6. The toll system is superb. It works the same way as the Smart Tag does just that you don't have to slow down for it to scan. It just works soooo well.

7. . The ticket's you use for parking are colour coordinated and different colours have different values. Eg: Orange is worth 50 cents and purple is worth 1 dollar. So, if you need to park for an hour which costs 1 dollar, you can either put two orange tickets, or one purple one.

8. The same tagging thing for tolls can be used to charge for parking in HDB flats or other parking areas where it doesn't require a ticket.

9. They have very nice bak kut teh. Although it's very peppery, like I said, it is a good alternative to the herbal ones.

10. I can just leave my things in the car and don't have to worry about it getting stolen because people there are just so well paid that they don't resort to that. Hahahaha....

11. The train system there is great. Just like the Tube in London, most of it are underground. So you don't have to share space.

12. There's plenty of shopping malls. TOO many actually.

13. The primary schools here are huge and very nicely designed.

14. The secondary schools are even bigger!!

15. I like the bak chor mee. BUT BUT, kolok mee is still the best :)

16. Shopping is pretty convenient as most of the major shopping malls are located on the same street.

17. They have a 4 floor Forever 21!! How crazy is that?

18. The cling wrap at the airport is green in colour. IT'S GREEN!! Who wraps bags in green cling wrap? :P

19. The musical stuffs sold in Singapore are wayyyy cheaper than other places.

20. I have friends from Singapore who are willing to wake up at 7am to pick me up from the airport and take me out the whole day even though they are super sleepy.